Get up promptly and go to a neutral corner if you're knocked down, always wear your helmet 'cause clemson will try to kick you in the head if you're on the ground exposed. Doing the 'incredible hulk' after delivering a 360 to a clemson RB is still a 15-yard penalty. DO NOT make reference to 'crazy balls' when Watson throws a helicopter - be nice. Don't 'high-5' anyone 'cause it's just not cool to rub it in. If we get way-ahead like WVA did ignore their DT's plea to 'take it easy' - keep the petal to the metal. Always be civil and ask permission to laugh at 'em. DO NOT make fun of their conference or opponents, it's not their fault they play in a kiddie-league. Don't talk about Howard's Rock or Ben Tillman ... racism has no place in today's society, they were just a figment of their daddy's imagination when clemson was a cow college and eggs were the currency of choice in the 'holler'. Practice good sportsmanship at all times - get off the pile quickly. Don't make fun of their logo. Don't make fun of their highway department vests. Don't make fun of their women, such as they are. Ugly girls have feelings, too. Do offer to help squeeze those fat mamma's back into their pinto's for the ride home. Provide water. DO NOT make fun of the fact they sweat even in 50-degree weather. Never allude to the fact their breath smells of salted cod. Don't accept any sweets, ignore the spaces 'tween their teeth, wait until the game's over 'fore celebrating. Don't make fun when they cry. Win with pride and dignity. Here's a health ...
