OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.

[jsusc]

Dear lord, it is over! I'm finally out of this midget induced stupor and am a free man!

For months I've been chasing my tail hoping to get out of this relationship with my bawdy, abusive, hot midget girlfriend. Over the past few months dishes have been broken, glasses have been thrown, my mother's fidelity called into question, neighbors have complained, the police have been called twice, and my sexual prowess derided more times than I care to remember. When a regular girl holds up her finger and thumb it's bad enough, but when a midget does it, it looks even smaller.

I put my foot down over a month ago, but all that did was get me mocked, but she moved out today and it was such a pleasant surprise. Are hot midgets a high risk covid group, because I want some of y'all coughing on her.

 

[jeff2001]

Noooooooooooo. Did you really just bump this ........

 

[The Defender]

Dear lord, it is over! I'm finally out of this midget induced stupor and am a free man!

For months I've been chasing my tail hoping to get out of this relationship with my bawdy, abusive, hot midget girlfriend. Over the past few months dishes have been broken, glasses have been thrown, my mother's fidelity called into question, neighbors have complained, the police have been called twice, and my sexual prowess derided more times than I care to remember. When a regular girl holds up her finger and thumb it's bad enough, but when a midget does it, it looks even smaller.

I put my foot down over a month ago, but all that did was get me mocked, but she moved out today and it was such a pleasant surprise. Are hot midgets a high risk covid group, because I want some of y'all coughing on her.

lol this is classic

 

[jeff2001]

 

[Shadow86]

Midget Lives Matter

 

[Bad seed]

jsusc, rarely a day goes by that I don't think about your midget love affair. I am both happy and sad for you that it has ended, and a little surprised you got out of it alive.

 

[Blackland]

I am sure many things happened since we last heard from you, fill us in at your convenience....

 

[cockofdawn]

DAMNED YOU!!! Okay, I am in..

 

[Jbouton2]

Midget Lives Matter

LOL

 

[cockofdawn]

LOL

RACIST!!!

 

[sclawman77]

One of the most relevant threads ever created on GC.

 

[Horseshoe 04]

It’s never really over.

try to focus on the good memories

& the BIG moments

 

[JOEB4USC]

I dated a midget once, I was nuts over her..........

 

[cockofdawn]

This thread bites.... You know what bites my ass even more?? A 3 ft tall midget...

 

[bucketdad]

Midget Lives Matter

Print the flag

 

[Blackland]

There must be a little more to this story?

 

[importcock]

If you could have added a post about how she liked to use beets as a sex toy this would have been the best thread ever.

 

[Cybercock]

There must be a little more to this story?

Its a short story though.

 

[Bubbaglide]

I have missed this thread. It was like watching a cross between Henry Boo Boo and Jerry Springer. We are all saddened that the hot midget has left your life and ours. Maybe you can give us a little update from time to time.

 

[Blackland]

Its a short story though.

Yes, but it the small details that make it great.

 

[cockofdawn]

Yes, but it the small details that make it great.

its the little things in life that make you happy..

 

[Golden Cock]

You need to be careful when you stomp your foot down at a midget. Could cause “a little” injury.

 

[bucketdad]

Time to go big league... Amazon in heels.

 

[JGH 35]

Its a short story though.

But definitely not a Tall Tale.

 

[Jon Snow]

This is not the update I was hoping for. I was thinking you should update it with something like: We went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend...she pulled my bathing suit off in the surf and made me walk back to our condo butt-naked, all the while following me, laughing, and throwing those salad-bar baby ears of corn at me.Later, she coerced me into a swingers session with a couple she met at the hot tubs. We went to the couple's room and climbed into their king size bed. She spent the next 4 hours have acrobatic intercourse with a guy who looked like a young Brad Pitt, while I spent the next 4 hours fighting off a female Brad Garrett.

 

[ClowneyPosse]

This is not the update I was hoping for. I was thinking you should update it with something like: We went to Myrtle Beach for the weekend...she pulled my bathing suit off in the surf and made me walk back to our condo butt-naked, all the while following me, laughing, and throwing those salad-bar baby ears of corn at me.Later, she coerced me into a swingers session with a couple she met at the hot tubs. We went to the couple's room and climbed into their king size bed. She spent the next 4 hours have acrobatic intercourse with a guy who looked like a young Brad Pitt, while I spent the next 4 hours fighting off a female Brad Garrett.

This post needs more cabbage.

 

[vacock#]

This women is not a midget but eats like crazy. Know anyone know someone like her?

 

[JohnnySurfin]

This women is not a midget but eats like crazy. Know anyone know someone like her?

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This
is
Hot

that burger....

 

[vacock#]

This
is
Hot

that burger....

How about a 72 oz steak?

 

[TexasCox]

Just wondering how @jsusc has been getting along this year. Can you give us a short update?

 

[jsusc]

Just wondering how @jsusc has been getting along this year. Can you give us a short update?

Haha...thanks for asking. I've been thriving for the most part, at least by my standards. Besides the occasional text we don't really talk, but I am in possession of a couple of authentic midget areola selfies that were sent in a drunken, ill conceived attempt to lure me into fornication.

 

[bayrooster]

Haha...thanks for asking. I've been thriving for the most part, at least by my standards. Besides the occasional text we don't really talk, but I am in possession of a couple of authentic midget areola selfies that were sent in a drunken, ill conceived attempt to lure me into fornication.

How did you know those pictures were hers? Distinguishing marks?

 

[jsusc]

How did you know those pictures were hers? Distinguishing marks?

I never forget an areola. And credit due, hers were quality.

 

[TexasCox]

Great to hear!

Thanks for the update.

 

[Dizzy01]

Should have shared the avocados with her.

 

[Horseshoe 04]

I never forget an areola. And credit due, hers were quality.

missed this thread 😉
Thank you

 

[Gamecockben1979]

Finally a thread that can unite us all!

 

[Bad seed]

Haha...thanks for asking. I've been thriving for the most part, at least by my standards. Besides the occasional text we don't really talk, but I am in possession of a couple of authentic midget areola selfies that were sent in a drunken, ill conceived attempt to lure me into fornication.

Wait. So she wasn't able to lure you into it?

 

[vacock#]

Pictures or it never happened 😁

 

[jsusc]

Wait. So she wasn't able to lure you into it?

I've got my pride. I don't need to have my pecker denigrated by a caustic midget. Been there, done that.