Be careful, very careful.
“I got in a fight once with a midget, damn midget bit me! You know midgets are no higher than this.” ~ Flip Wilson
OT: Dating a midget. Advice needed, because I don't want to have a bunch of drama in my life.
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“I got in a fight once with a midget, damn midget bit me! You know midgets are no higher than this.” ~ Flip Wilson
Try finding someone at a church or nice community. I think you could find a better little person to date. You could attend the little people's convention as well.
I wonder if there’s any midget coaches out there, I haven’t spotted one. I wouldn’t mind if we had one but I’d hate if people called them half cock or something demeaning.
My advice is to go ahead and pursue things with the shorty. It’s much better than talking to the older fella you had a conversation with at the dg that had chicken caca in the back seat of his car.
I'll guarantee you that chicken has a sweeter disposition and rarely throws a fit when someone tells it they thought the wife from Mr. Ed was attractive.
Always wanted to slow dance with hot female midget.
Still Absolutely the funniest post of all time
I read this entire thread over this morning. It really should have won a Nobel Prize for literature.
Just think, weeks before a pandemic would shut down our entire country we were consumed with a story about a midget….and I don’t think anyone here regrets it one bit.
Just think, weeks before a pandemic would shut down our entire country we were consumed with a story about a midget….and I don’t think anyone here regrets it one bit.
Had a buddy who hooked up with a girl only to find out she had a prosthetic leg.
They dated for 6 months but to hear him tell the story of the reveal is one for the ages.
Disclaimer: The girl was a great person and lost her leg due to osteosarcoma. By no means is this meant to be disparaging. And I don't blame the midget in this thread for getting a little drunk on occasion and taking it out on the OP. He probably had it coming.
They dated for 6 months but to hear him tell the story of the reveal is one for the ages.
Disclaimer: The girl was a great person and lost her leg due to osteosarcoma. By no means is this meant to be disparaging. And I don't blame the midget in this thread for getting a little drunk on occasion and taking it out on the OP. He probably had it coming.
I don't know if he had it coming. I think poor old jsusc is the victim of a curt, aggressive midget. He seemed to try to accommodate and not provoke her.
BTW, checking jsusc's profile, and he hasn't had any board activity in almost two months. Did she kill him?
A fraternity brother of mine slept with the Five Points midget circa 2004. Apparently that girl was in Five Points getting plastered almost every night.
I’d imagine it doesn’t take much for her to get plastered.
In my experience very short girls only have one mode when drunk, and that's angry drunk. With a midget that must be like setting fire to gasoline.
Apparently this girl was a regular at Jungle Jim's. I was a sophomore and my fraternity brother (who was a pledge at the time) brought the girl back to Columbia Hall. Another one of our pledges pulled the fire alarm, forcing her and the guy to come out of the room to do a walk of shame. To this day he still gets grief about it.
Expect more mad midgets. Disney removed the dwarves from the upcoming remake of Snow White and a lot are not happy about it. lol
No one should look down on midgets.
How about players? If we had a midget running back we could use him in short yardage situations.
You’re not thinking big enough. Imagine what kind of contribution a midget could make to the baseball team. Bases loaded in a tie game, two outs in the bottom of the 9th and out comes the midget to pinch hit.
You know, even with all her shortcomings, I think I loved her.
I'm not sure they ever saw eye to eye on anything though.
I remember her. A friend of mine that is 6’8” also hooked up with her and is still nuts over her.
If he is 6’8” I’m sure his nuts were over her.
