Uh. Posting fake Foxworthy quotes is not necessary.
but
If a Democrat is opposed to abortion, she doesn’t have one.
If a Republican is opposed to abortion, he tries to ban them for everyone except his mistress.
https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/ant...hy-asked-mistress-terminate/story?id=50274843
If a Democrat is homosexual, he supports equality for other homosexuals.
If a Republican is homosexual, he leads a gay life in secret while hypocritically condemning that lifestyle in public.
https://www.latimes.com/world-natio...-schock-says-hes-gay-regrets-anti-gay-stances
If a Democrat is religious, he quietly prays in private, as Jesus said one should.
If a Republican is religious, he demands that everyone be forced to pray along with him.
If a Democrat needs health care, he seeks to ensure that health care is accessible to all.
A Republican buys stock in an HMO and then campaigns against affordable health care.