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Older Clemson grad farmer

An older Clemson grad farmer married a much younger woman, but things weren’t going well. He went to his doctor for advice. He said “I’m having a problem performing sex w/ my younger wife, & it’s causing trouble.””?”
Doc: When you’re feeling excited about your wife, stop working in the field & go to the house. Don’t wait until lunch or the end of your work day.
Clemmer: I’ve tried that, but by the time I run to the house I’m too tired.
Doc: Take your shotgun w/ you in the field. If you get aroused, shoot the gun. She can come to you in the field.
About 2 weeks later, the farmer & the Doc meet up at the gas station. The Doc asks “How is it going?”
Clemmer: it went good the first 3 days. Hunting season opened, & I ain’t seen her since.😂

Any house taters want to give an update on your recruiting?

It’s early in your process and you still haven’t had your major cookout where u land most of your big recruits. But how’s it going compared to the last 5 years? I ask because I saw tonight on SC Spirts talk that two recruits that was down to another school and you guys , the recruits picked the other schools. How many 5 star offers do you still have on your board ?

for all other house tater homers. I didn’t ask but feel free to Go ahead and hammer our 3 star class. Our situation hasn’t changed a whole lot but give Coach credit for being new and still holding on getting a few positions of need. I

OT starting five birdies for Dawn?

and i do know, it is not who starts, but who finishes & changes will come during the season but.....here is my starting five
point guard Henderson. not even a debate.
off guard Cooke......again no debate
small forward.....Amihere......but the freshman forward might push her out unless she is consistent
power forward....Cardoso
pivot.......Boston

i know the coach is not a zone oriented coach, but i think about the potential to have Cardoso & Amihere on the wings of a zone & Boston in the lane.
but, that is just me
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