An older Clemson grad farmer married a much younger woman, but things weren’t going well. He went to his doctor for advice. He said “I’m having a problem performing sex w/ my younger wife, & it’s causing trouble.””?”
Doc: When you’re feeling excited about your wife, stop working in the field & go to the house. Don’t wait until lunch or the end of your work day.
Clemmer: I’ve tried that, but by the time I run to the house I’m too tired.
Doc: Take your shotgun w/ you in the field. If you get aroused, shoot the gun. She can come to you in the field.
About 2 weeks later, the farmer & the Doc meet up at the gas station. The Doc asks “How is it going?”
Clemmer: it went good the first 3 days. Hunting season opened, & I ain’t seen her since.😂