Lane Kiffen. Don't laugh. He would be hungry and would put together one hell of a staff. My UTjr friends say to this day they wish he hadn't left.
If course first you would have to shoot Tanner. He'd have none of it.
Sorry , saying "don't laugh" doesn't make it not funny. He's had 2 good years as a head coach, mostly with other people's players. His time at Southern Cal is widely considered a disappointment, and last year's 5-7 @ FAU doesn't scream "hire me". Add on the fact that he's a giant d-bag and I'll pass.